I think my video game systems know when I am at the peak of my emotions. I remember years ago, when I played FF7 for the first time, my disc would freeze right after Aerith died. I didn’t have any other copy so I tried at least 10 more times to get past the scratch in the disc and couldn’t help but feel somebody was taunting me with the fact my favourite character died. Had to watch it over and over again.

Now I’m playing Mass Effect 2, shaddup I know I’m behind in life..I’m slow at games. Anyways, I just found my sweet Turian, Garrus. I wanted to have sexy times with him in 1, but he wasn’t a choice. All I got was Kaiden (I know there were other options for FemShep). Sidenote: I’m totally condoning my infidelity to Kaiden in Mass Effect. Garrus is just too good. HOW CAN I NOT LOVE MY KITTY ALIEN!? 

Back on track, when I found Garrus I squeed. A lot. Then my Xbox froze.

It has never frozen fully. Ever.

Somebody’s watching me and toys with my emotions.