Dear Square,

I love you and all, but really?

Your DLC has Serah in a skimpy ass bikini and Noel gets a badass Tronified looking suit of armour. I understand New Bodhum is a coastal town and that she prob would wear this at you know, the beach, but frig. Why not throw it both ways huh? The summoner and the TBA one are pretty cool looking. Noel gets Ezio’s suit, but c’moooooooooooon. Give us Noel in a swimsuit, doesn’t even have to be a banana hammock and give us Serah in her own suit of armour. Fairness and all. 

..but seriously…give us Noel in a swimsuit.